Friday, 9 November 2012

10th November 1786


Fog.

 Churgeion Quint’s reciept for the Ague caused me to have a wild dream which I will now relate
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I dreamt that I attended the burial of Lovelace Love and I resorted on a course assisted by my man servant Goiter to resurrect the vast corpse of Mr Love. I had been made aware through reading the journals of the experiments of Signor Galvani who had attempted to restore the vital spark of life into a dead frog by means of electricity. I too felt that I could carry out the same operation on the body of Love by means of an electric flux delivered by a storm. I was also aware of the work of the American Franklin. With Goiter’s help I used a derrick to expose Love’s body to the full fury of the storm. After a few moments I discerned that Love’s leg twitched “It’s alive”. I cried. The late Lovelace Love was now fully restored to life although the repose of death had further weakened what little intellectual capacity Mr Love possessed in life. I was now in possession of a 60 stone baby who thought that I was the parent. My anguish could only be imagined. I then proceeded to fashion a mate for the creature which bore a startling resemblance to Squinting Agnes. But so appalled was the creature by the ugliness of my late creation that he destroyed it. Leaving Goiter to fend off the rapacious creature I fled north and took a ship in the Orkneys for Ultima Thule, but at this stage the creature was in close pursuit. My dream ended in the polar regions when the creature, showing a surprising agility for one of 60 stones and now transformed into the Walrus of Love leapt from ice floe to ice floe until it had me in a deathly embrace “Father”, it said as we tumbled into the icy main.

 I awoke at this point in a sweaty clamour

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